Harcuts in hospital

Vyvyan has done a reverse commute to Lower Ashtead to get his hair cut for years.  When he rang the barber to ask how much a visit to the hospital would cost, the response was that for such a regular customer there would be no extra charge....so on Sunday morning he came up to London with his lovely sharp scissors and did a wonderful job - so wonderful that one of the staff told Vyvyan he looked Sweet Sixteen (we assume this is a compliment) A cousin took in the mad selection of paperbacks that I had grabbed from the pile; at least they will provide some entertainment, not least in wondering why that particular choice was made....